Smells nothing like a dog’s butthole. You're welcome.
This candle’s name is pure chaos—but the scent? Absolute serenity. Think warm vanilla, a hint of cedar, and just enough citrus to cut through Eau de Wet Dog. Made with 100% soy wax and pet-safe essential oils, it's safe to burn around your four-legged roommate (even if they do sniff your guests inappropriately).
Poured by hand. Labeled with love. Designed to make people laugh and ask where you got it.
Because your house should smell like good vibes, not anal glands.
Product features
Eco-friendly and non-toxic soy wax blend
Reusable glass vessel for decor
Choose from nine different aromatic dog butthole scents (or an unscented dog butthole variant)
Burning time of 50-60 hours
Compliant with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
Keep burning candle within sight
Keep away from children and pets
Never burn the candle near flammable items