Experience a cozy and inviting canine atmosphere with this dog butthole scented soy candle. Perfect for literal dogs who like sniffing other dogs' buttholes; 100% dog satisfaction guaranteed. Human satisfaction may vary. 
 
You might be asking, "Wait, does this actually smell like a dog's butthole?" Guess you'll just have to order one and see for yourself.
 
Looking for unique, conversation-provoking home decor? Here's your item. Ideal for jokes, holidays, tongue-in-cheek gifts, housewarming, and self-care moments. 

Product features
Eco-friendly and non-toxic soy wax blend
Reusable glass vessel for decor
Choose from nine different aromatic dog butthole scents (or an unscented dog butthole variant)
Burning time of 50-60 hours
Compliant with ASTM safety standards
 
Care instructions
Keep burning candle within sight
Keep away from children and pets
Never burn the candle near flammable items